A. Hicks Hope

Creativity, Expression, & Entertainment Sought

February 16, 2010                                ISSUE: AHH-10-1 

EPITAPHS

PRE-MORTEM

Ideas for short comments on life that you would like on a tomb stone or a tee shirt.

A good graphic would help, but I'm no artist.  You doodlers get business.  We can get some shirt printed up.

Comments:

1. I thought it was going to be better.

2. The Hell with Goethe!  More Life!  More Life!

3. 80% Nice Guy (front) 20% Bastard (back)

4. A.P.O.B.Y.C.G. (front) Any Pat on the Back You Can Get (back)

5. A.P.O.B.I.C.G. (front) Any Pat on the Back I Can Get (back)

6. My Worst FEAR? (front) Dieing from someone else's STUPIDITY (back)

7. Get Not-Real! (front) My Inner World has little to do with the Real World. (back)

8. The most powerful enemy you have (front) Is yourself (back)

9. Reality Hurts! (front) But a punch in the mouth bleeds! (back)

10. Cancer? (front)  I drive way too fast to worry about cancer! (back)

11. I.W.R.B.W.Y. (front) I would rather be with you. (back)

12. Embrace death!  Don't ignore it!

If you can do better, then do it.  Send in your ideas for Short Life Commentary to:

A. Hicks

P.O. Box 1737

Santa Monica, CA 90406-1737

U.S.A.

"It's not that I'm afraid to die.

I just don't want to be there

when it happens."

Woody Allen

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