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EPITAPHS
PRE-MORTEM
Ideas for short comments on life that you would
like on a tomb stone or a tee shirt.
A good graphic would help, but I'm no artist.
You doodlers get business. We can get some shirt printed up.
Comments:
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I thought it was going to be better.
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The Hell with Goethe! More Life!
More Life!
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80% Nice Guy
(front)
20% Bastard (back)
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A.P.O.B.Y.C.G.
(front) Any Pat on the Back You Can
Get (back)
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A.P.O.B.I.C.G.
(front) Any Pat on the Back I Can
Get (back)
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My Worst FEAR?
(front)
Dieing from someone else's STUPIDITY
(back)
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Get Not-Real!
(front)
My Inner World has little to do with the Real World.
(back)
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The most powerful enemy you have
(front)
Is yourself
(back)
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Reality Hurts!
(front)
But a punch in the mouth bleeds!
(back)
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Cancer?
(front)
I drive way too fast to worry about cancer!
(back)
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I.W.R.B.W.Y.
(front)
I would rather be with you.
(back)
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Embrace death!
Don't ignore it!
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I always wanted to
pet the Hippopotamus!
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My greatest hope is
for consistency.
(front)
Got Inconsistency right here!
(back)
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Why do land
vertebrates have neck?
(front)
Just look around!
(back)
If you can do better, then do it. Send in
your ideas for Short Life Commentary to:
A. Hicks
P.O. Box 1737
Santa Monica, CA 90406-1737
U.S.A.
"It's not that I'm afraid to
die.
I just don't want to be there
when it happens."
Woody Allen
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