A. Hicks Hope

Creativity, Expression, & Entertainment Sought

July 14, 2010                                ISSUE: AHH-10-5 

EPITAPHS

PRE-MORTEM

Ideas for short comments on life that you would like on a tomb stone or a tee shirt.

A good graphic would help, but I'm no artist.  You doodlers get business.  We can get some shirt printed up.

Comments:

1. I thought it was going to be better.

2. The Hell with Goethe!  More Life!  More Life!

3. 80% Nice Guy (front) 20% Bastard (back)

4. A.P.O.B.Y.C.G. (front) Any Pat on the Back You Can Get (back)

5. A.P.O.B.I.C.G. (front) Any Pat on the Back I Can Get (back)

6. My Worst FEAR? (front) Dieing from someone else's STUPIDITY (back)

7. Get Not-Real! (front) My Inner World has little to do with the Real World. (back)

8. The most powerful enemy you have (front) Is yourself (back)

9. Reality Hurts! (front) But a punch in the mouth bleeds! (back)

10. Cancer? (front)  I drive way too fast to worry about cancer! (back)

11. I.W.R.B.W.Y. (front) I would rather be with you. (back)

12. Embrace death!  Don't ignore it!

13. I always wanted to pet the Hippopotamus!

14. My greatest hope is for consistency.  (front) Got Inconsistency right here! (back)

15. Why do land vertebrates have neck? (front)   Just look around! (back)

If you can do better, then do it.  Send in your ideas for Short Life Commentary to:

A. Hicks

P.O. Box 1737

Santa Monica, CA 90406-1737

U.S.A.

"It's not that I'm afraid to die.

I just don't want to be there

when it happens."

Woody Allen

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